ruckingfuckingrugby:

nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

OMG, I was on the quiet floor of the library when I saw this. So worth the glares.

(via bloodrosequeen)

Zodiac Signs: Disney Villians

sex-strology:

Aries: Gaston from Beauty and the Beast

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Taurus: Clayton from Tarzan

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Gemini: Hades from Hercules

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Cancer: Prince John from Robin Hood

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Leo: The Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland

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Virgo: Ursula from The Little Mermaid

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Libra: Governor Ratcliffe from Pocahontas

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Scorpio: Lady Tremaine from Cinderella

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Sagittarius: Sid Phillips from Toy Story

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Capricorn: Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty

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Aquarius: Scar from The Lion King

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Pisces: Judge Claude Frollo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame

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VOLKIE WE GOT MALEFICENT

(via bloodrosequeen)

Zodiac Signs: Disney Villians

sex-strology:

Aries: Gaston from Beauty and the Beast

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Taurus: Clayton from Tarzan

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Gemini: Hades from Hercules

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Cancer: Prince John from Robin Hood

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Leo: The Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland

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Virgo: Ursula from The Little Mermaid

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Libra: Governor Ratcliffe from Pocahontas

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Scorpio: Lady Tremaine from Cinderella

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Sagittarius: Sid Phillips from Toy Story

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Capricorn: Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty

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Aquarius: Scar from The Lion King

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Pisces: Judge Claude Frollo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame

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VOLKIE WE GOT MALEFICENT

(via bloodrosequeen)


"[Regina] obviously has dark magic, but there’s one thing that she - … a weapon she always goes to." — (x)

"[Regina] obviously has dark magic, but there’s one thing that she - … a weapon she always goes to." — (x)

"[Regina] obviously has dark magic, but there’s one thing that she - … a weapon she always goes to." — (x)

"[Regina] obviously has dark magic, but there’s one thing that she - … a weapon she always goes to." — (x)

"[Regina] obviously has dark magic, but there’s one thing that she - … a weapon she always goes to." — (x)

"[Regina] obviously has dark magic, but there’s one thing that she - … a weapon she always goes to." — (x)

"[Regina] obviously has dark magic, but there’s one thing that she - … a weapon she always goes to."(x)

(via bnaz)

foreverdreamsofnever:

stvky:

rainymeadows:

somethingpointy:

Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

Someone write a book about this.

Sirens that help people with sex addiction

Why isn’t this television.

(via bloodrosequeen)


two lies, one truth. x

two lies, one truth. x

two lies, one truth. x

two lies, one truth. x

two lies, one truth. x

two lies, one truth. x

how-wry-innocence:

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

What makes this for me is the url.

(via mahanawhonahan)

broodinghunx:

moeoftoe:

i’m sorry i was watching this scene and omg jorah’s fucking face the whole time


#modern au danny picks a fight in literally every bar while jorah is just like fuuuck okay let me finish my beer at least
broodinghunx:

moeoftoe:

i’m sorry i was watching this scene and omg jorah’s fucking face the whole time


#modern au danny picks a fight in literally every bar while jorah is just like fuuuck okay let me finish my beer at least
broodinghunx:

moeoftoe:

i’m sorry i was watching this scene and omg jorah’s fucking face the whole time


#modern au danny picks a fight in literally every bar while jorah is just like fuuuck okay let me finish my beer at least
breelandwalker:

queenanthai:

gothiccharmschool:

skelepoison-spooks:

IT HAS BEGUN

THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN

IT’S FUCKING JULY

YEAH AND THEY HAVE CHRISTMAS SHIT OUT IN SEPTEMBER EVERY YEAR.
IT’S OUR TIME NOW, BITCHES. breelandwalker:

queenanthai:

gothiccharmschool:

skelepoison-spooks:

IT HAS BEGUN

THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN

IT’S FUCKING JULY

YEAH AND THEY HAVE CHRISTMAS SHIT OUT IN SEPTEMBER EVERY YEAR.
IT’S OUR TIME NOW, BITCHES.

breelandwalker:

queenanthai:

gothiccharmschool:

skelepoison-spooks:

IT HAS BEGUN

THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN

IT’S FUCKING JULY

YEAH AND THEY HAVE CHRISTMAS SHIT OUT IN SEPTEMBER EVERY YEAR.

IT’S OUR TIME NOW, BITCHES.

(via mahanawhonahan)